Recommended Solution for Optimal Mosquito Defense

Question:

About 10 years ago, while I was outside enjoying the sun, and tending to my garden, I was suddenly and viciously attacked by a hoard of mosquitos. Since then, I have been so immobilized by fear I can't even leave my house, let alone get back to my garden. But recently something came over me and I think I'm finally ready to feel the sun on my skin, and reclaim my garden from these winged beasts. The big question is, "how?". Well, I think this contraption could be the very solution I'm looking for. Can you assure to me that upon wearing this device, those mosquitos will be rendered useless, and as a result will grant me back the freedom I'm so desperately looking for?

asked by: Norm C

Expert Reply:

I'm sorry to hear about all of the trials and tribulations you've had to endure this past decade, but let me ease your mind a bit, and assure you that while you're wearing the Coghlan's Deluxe Mosquito Head Net # CG63ZR those mosquitos will be absolutely powerless.

With 1,150 holes per square inch, and a fine nylon mesh construction, not even the smallest of creatures can slip in. This contraption also has adjustable drawstrings that you can use to get a snug fit around your neck, making sure absolutely NOTHING can get in.

Good luck, I believe in you and your garden needs you, don't give up!

expert reply by: Bryce D