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Inform other drivers that you don't hurry while protecting your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover, which displays "Retired/Now Go Around Me" in black letters on a white background.

If you've traded in your tools for golf clubs and fishing rods, protect your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover, which displays "Retired" in black letters on a silver background.

Are you tired of drivers hugging your tail instead of passing on by? Send them a message with this protective, high-quality ABS plastic hitch cover. It says "I'm Slow/Pass Me Already" in red letters on a white background.

Seek help with convincing your real boss that you retired while protecting your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover, which displays "Retired/Now Tell My Wife Please" in black and red letters on a silver background.

You know you're old, bald and pudgy. Let everyone know that you don't care. Protect your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover that displays "Old Fart" in silver letters on a black background.

If you can remember the good old days, protect your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover, which displays "Old Geezer" in red letters over the image of a black rocking chair on a gray background.

After a lifetime of work, you can be whatever you want. Protect your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover that displays "Retired: I Was Tired Yesterday and I'm Tired Today" in black letters on a gray background.

You probably look too young to use this hitch cover, but you can display the message "I'm Having a Senior Moment" while you protect your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover. Black letters appear on a white background.

Tired of speeders behind you? Remind them of the obvious while protecting your hitch with this high-quality plastic hitch cover that displays "I May Be Slow but I'm Ahead of You" in black letters on a gray background.

If you haven't grown up - and don't plan to anytime soon - show your youthfulness with this protective, high-quality ABS plastic hitch cover. "Still a Kid at Heart" appears in black letters over a red heart on a white background.